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09/09/23-Ongoing ⑨ short stories about Cirno.

CIRNO DAY!!!!!!!!!
Updates daily 09/09/23-18/09/23 at 9:99PM (10:39PM) UTC+1

Tags: Touhou, Fanfic, Cirno Day 2023.


12/06/23 man wouldnt it be fucked up to be a bird guy lmao

Another pseudocomplete fic finished for another special day. I'm gonna be honest I don't really like this one.

Tags: Homestuck, Fanfic


13/04/23 Dirk Strider OS v4.13 log 4/13/22

Dragged a 90% finished Homestuck fic out of the archives and touched it up for the special day. If you like lil hal then this is for you. I like him.

Tags: Homestuck, Fanfic


05/04/23 Christmas in December: A Siivagunner Side Story Side Story

siiva team adapted one of my bits on the SCP wiki into a full CCC thing and i had a heart attack and so anyway this is a continuation of that

Tags: Siivagunner, Fanfic


27/11/22 CalMOO

MOO: "MUD, Object Oriented". Considered the predecessor to Second Life and VRChat type games. Popular in the 80s-90s, not so much nowadays.

Tags: Original


23/11/22 June & Dave in: The Search for Goncharov

Goncharov is a funny tumblr meme. I got my amphetamines (ADHD meds) today and god damn!!!!!

Tags: Homestuck, Goncharov, Fanfic


18/11/2022 Legends of the Fortress: 01

First of (hopefully more) Dwarf Fortress "fanfics", more just a retelling of a funny thing that happened in my fortress.

Tags: Fanfic, Dwarf Fortress


18/11/2022 Furi Collection

Collection of short little things about the game Furi, written for the 2022 community week contest.

Tags: Fanfic, Furi


25/10/2022 Untitled 23/10/22

Scrapped WIP, reusing a lot of the ideas and stuff in an upcoming WIP though. No, I don't know why the date in the title and the date I stopped working on it are different.

Tags: Original, Scrapped


26/09/2022 Load Bearing Gifs

Did you know MSPaintAdventures had really awful code?

Tags: Fanfic, Homestuck


26/09/2022 Untitled 26/09/22

Wrote this for a mock GCSE :p

Tags: Original


26/09/2022 Ozymandias Analysis

I don't just write stupid shit. Pretty surface level analysis, but I'm still proud of it.

Tags: Non-fiction, Analysis


21/09/2022 Untitled 21/09/22

Had some fun writing this, but it's pretty pretentious

Tags: Original


28/08/2022 Homestuck Funny Moments Compilation Vol. 1

Pretty much what the title says.

Tags: Homestuck, Fanfic


25/08/2022-Present ULTRAKILL: ULTRALOVE

MANKIND IS DEAD.
LOVE IS FUEL.
HELL HAS ROOM FOR ONE MORE.

Tags: Ultrakill, Fanfic, Joke


17/08/2022 Equius Does The Right Thing And Kills The Clown

Just some homestuck fanfic, nothing much to say

Tags: Homestuck, Fanfic, Old


09/08/2022 Legendarium 2

The long awaited sequel.

Tags: Old, Jump King, Fanfic, Legendarium


12/07/2022 Meme Analysis: "Leftist Propaganda"

Like a monkey at a typewriter tbh.

Tags: Non-fiction, Analysis, Joke, Old


02/07/2022 Instantly Killed By Shadow People

Wrote this in like 5 minutes as a joke.

Tags: Old, Original, Joke


24/06/2022 The Interview

A man is interviewed on his experiences with an alien invasion.

Tags: Old, Original


28/05/2022 Jump King: Legendarium

My first actual writing. It's old and bad, but has it's moments. Written for the Jump King Discord Second King Of The Scribes Competition. Won afformentioned competition.

Tags: Jump King, Old, Fanfic, Legendarium


01/01/1970 test title

test blurb Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

test tags: gay, gay, homo, gay


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