Your name is Place McHolder. It is a Tuesday, like any other. You are walking home from an enriching day of work at the business factory, when suddenly something catches your eye.

Someone's selling their old SNES, for only 5 dollars! You'd be stupid *not* to take this deal!

So, you approach them, pulling 5 bucks out of your wallet as you do.

As you get a closer look at the old SNES, you notice something's wrong. The cartridge slot is all rusted! No way that thing's ever gonna load another game! No wonder it's so cheap!

You realise you're not going to get any bargains today, and put the money back in your wallet.

Instantly, you are killed by shadow people.