The Omoriboy Interview

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Hey everyone! It's Chizuko, and I'm here with another interview! Today I'm supposed to be interviewing... "Omoriboy"?
Can't say I've heard of him before, but it's always nice to meet new people!
*Chizuko knocks on Omoriboy's door.*
*muffled* Coming!
*Omoriboy opens the door.*
Sorry about that, I had t-t-t-t-
Hi! It's nice to meet you! I'm Sakamaki Chizuko! ♪
*Chizuko steps through the door, and starts hugging Omoriboy.*
t-t-t-t-t- AAAAAH!
*Omoriboy jumps backwards, out of her hug.*
S-stay back!
Y-you're a... GIRL!!!
Is there something wrong?
*Omoriboy pulls out his knife.*
Don't come any closer! I- I have the power of God and Anime on my side!
Well, if you insist...
H-heh. I've got this under control. I'm in control. I'm- I'm fine.
I'm fine.
*Omoriboy holsters his knife.*
Sorry about that. It's just, I'm... and you're... and... you know...
I don't think I do... but it's okay! If you want me to stand here, I can stand here.
Wait, who are you?
I'm Sakamaki Chizuko! I'm here to interview you! ♪
For what?
The tournament, silly!
Oh! Memory 0, am I right?
I'm not sure I understand.
It's a joke.
Ah. Well, it'd probably be funny if I got it!
It would be, trust me. It's a reddit joke.
It's a meme website, where all the funny memes come from. Instagram normies just repost all of our memes.
I could show you it. You know, if you wanted.
Maybe some other time. I still have to interview you, you know! ♪
Question one: What's your name?
Sunny, but all my online friends call me Omoriboy.
Ooh, like a nickname?
Yeah, kinda. It's my username.
That's so cool! Next question: Where are you from?
You probably wouldn't know it, but I've been in somewhere called "White Space" for as long as I can remember.
"White Space"?
It's an empty void bigger than Big Chungus.
So then, how did you get your invitation to come here?
A Reddit DM, duh.
Of course.
So, how have you been finding things around here so far?
To be honest, I haven't left my house.
At all!?!
At all.
I don't mean to be rude, but... if you're just gonna stay in your house all day, why'd you even come here?
The weather isn't great, I'm always getting static shock, there's no good food, and the beds are all creaky.
If you're just here to stay inside, there's far better insides!
That's true...
Well, I suppose it wouldn't be an avengers level threat if people knew.
Have you heard of Cool Meme Team?
I can't say I have.
They're a trio of the funniest memes out there!
I heard a rumour they used to live around here, so I'm trying to see if I can find any of their old stuff.
From inside your house?
Well, now you say it like that...
You need to get out more! You could come and hang out with me sometime, if you'd like! ♪
I-I-I... I'll... think... about... it...
Great! Well, I think that's about everything, so I'll be going!
Goodbye! I can't wait to see you again! ♡