The Monika Interview

Hey everyone... today I'm supposed to be interviewing Monika, but... I'm feeling a little bit sick, so I might be a little more lethargic than usual.

*Chizuko knocks on Monika's door.*

Oh, hi Chizuko!

*Monika opens the door.*

It's so good to see you! Come in!

Thanks...

*Chizuko walks into Monika's apartment, and sits on her couch.*

Are you okay? You don't look too well...

I- I'm fine! I promise!

*Chizuko walks into Monika's apartment, and sits on her couch.*

Are you sure? If you want to take a rest, I can do my interview for you!

That... that sounds good.

Great! If you'll just leave your clipboard and recording gear down here, you can take a nap in my bed.

Thanks, Monika...

*Chizuko leaves the room.*

Let's see...

QUESTION ONE: What is your name?

Monika!

QUESTION TWO: What brings you here?

I got a letter in the mail, and I'm always happy for new experiences!

QUESTION THREE: Do you have any hobbies?

Well, I love literature, and I *especially* love poetry.

QUESTIO- That's it?

Hm. Well, sometimes it's best to let the interviewer pick and choose their questions.

Unfortunately, she's not with us, so that'll have to suffice.

Sorry for the inconvenience, everyone!

Oh, and before I forget: Don't miss your appointment with the element inspector.

Goodbye!