yeah i use dd/mm/yy go cry about it
i really want to keep up with neocities and all the cool sites, but i can't. and that sucks, you know? depression fucking sucks. i'm gonna try to get back into it after the gigaupdate but lol. anyway my adhd meds are coming soon which is cool.
hey im still alvie btw im just tired all the time
i am /gen unironically going insane from social deprivation
if someone took me to their bedroom i would probably just go to sleep
honestly the crustier and rougher around the edges a site's html is the better the content is and now im worried my html is too good
was gonna post something here but itd be splatoon 3 spoilers for some people so click here to see it instead. it's been revealed in official marketing but its spoilers for people going in completely blind
zoxie jumpscare on some of them btw
the whole thing that happened yesterday feels like its short blog worthy so im putting it here cause i need to stop using the profile page as exclusively shortform blog when this page is RIGHT HERE man (1) (2) (3) (4)
nintendo store is having a Moment and idk if my copy of splatoon 3 will ship so i just gotta hope
it stopped raining before i went to bed :( rain sounds are awesome
help me VLC has decided that every mp3′s attached art is the album art for panchiko deathmetal
i gamed too hard in cyber grind and literally damaged my muscles
in a breif moment of lucidity i am realising i should stop posting now good night
i dont even read this tbh so a note wont change anything
note to self donot forget to make a blog post about splatoon 3 tomorrow. like a long one not this shit
nobody even reads these bwl
old ass site
jake . neocities . org lol
i forgot what i was even gonna code
messed up the dates again fuck
just noticed how you can see the various names of this site in the titles ive never been assed to change. this is still ollys-house-on-the-net lmao that hasnt been the anme for like a YEAR
not gonna stop me tho
actually late night anything is a bad idea tbh. coding is all fucked up and needs to be fixed the next morning, talking is all fucked up and needs to be apologised for the next morning, it's all fucked
proving my point by misspelling the date of the last entry lol
late night coding is a BAD IDEA but i am going to DO IT ANYWAY
ultrakill is hard as FUCK but also super awesome
pedos be seething over ao3 maybe getting a semblance of a fucking moderation team
the creatures in my compost pit be praising creature jesus when i throw a melon rind in
every day i go without access to dreamsettler my beefbrain gets worse
i HATE my writings
i am melt ing
neocities actually reflect code updates challenge
its too hot to play beat saber :(
i wanna make a splatoon page for splat3 but i know i will just leave it half finished like the pikmin stuff :(
i would take 5 million gif tile background autoplay music pages over a single minimalist "page"
i think im being rate limited
i did it all for the woomy
god im gonna need to set so much up to play splat3 its not even funny
its kinda fucked how neocities allows crazy conspiracy theory antivaxx stuff on here, but i guess it wouldn't be a geocities revival without an area51 revival :p
tbh if i continue the pikmin playthrough it'd be in a dramatized form i cant keep picking screenshots
IT'S LIKE 10,000 VIEWS, ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
man what kind of aesthetic am i supposed to go for in the writing section. i have no idea and until i have an idea i cant get started.
re: 10/08/22 13:06-13:07
i miss them
i hate coding but at least the index looks nice now
finally, it is done
ok that ones probably funnier with the actual meme behind it
I MAY NOT SHOW IT
BUT THE EPHEMERAL NATURE OF PERSONAL PAGES REALLY GETS TO ME
everyone i knew from last year is gone. :(
no but actually this time im gonna update the site
this time for sure guys this time for sure im gonna update the site
might see if i can bang out day 11 tomorrow, it's been so long since i played i can barely remember but i had everything except the html ready to go and i can rewatch the main vid to see if i can piece shit together i guess.
all my images are broken fml. gonna at least go through and fix that, otherwise i'd go from shitty to godawful webmaster
so i was being a bitch by quitting im gonna start updating again whenever i get off my ass and finish some more pages
i like the stone ocean op because it is jojo and i like jojo
the fact nobody told me that the most recent page was fucked for over a week pretty much proves literally nobody actually reads this shit, so uh yeah. not gonna be updating anymore.
no promises on ANYTHING else, but so help me god there will be at least one new page on monday
i love the recording, i love the screencapping, and i love the writing, but oh my god picking out screencaps for the writing is gonna actually kill me. i'm finally done with the first chunk of screencaps (half of the final batch) and
i am NOT looking forward to the next chunk. ah well, for now it's finally time to write.
my adhd assessment came back, guess who just unlocked a new mental illness (it is me)
"daily updates". fml i feel like such a jackass for skimping out on updates but also i literally cannot do this faster. :pensive:
i'd say i've learned to stop giving dates for things to be ready when they very clearly won't be ready by then but i really haven't learned my lesson at all and will probably do it again in like a week
my day be so fine then BOOM inexplicable wave of melancholy and dread
if vlc didnt have a screenshot hotkey i would probably have died by now
pikmin 1 recording is a wrap, gonna try and clean the footage up this weekend and then we should be all good to go
dude i am literally so good at salmon run you wouldnt even believe how good i am fr i went all the way to profreshional 100 on my first day back on the grind
salmon run goes so hard
I'm sorry about not updating this site for a SOLID couple of days, promise day 9 is coming today or your money back
did the joy cons always suck this much
i hate it here i have not had more than 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep for 5 days
gonna need to spend a fair bit of money dollars bills to get it really working though :(
spent most of today working on bringing my old switch back to life, and god. for all it's flaws, and despite being just an objectively terribly designed piece of hardware made by an absolutely nasty company, i still love it.
man i probably shouldnt have walked 10k steps yesterday
been thinking about learning toki pona do u guys think i should do that
just read up on this, i know i don't have any reach at all but man this is fucked.
yoda obama be like: clear, let me be
would like to amend my previous post. i have been walking for 3 hours and now feel like im about to die. 10k steps. post coming soon
woo i dont feel like i'm on death's door today shoutouts to sleep this blog post is sponsored by sleep
got a microwave cake and its literally just silicon
shoutouts to showers. cold shower has got me less corpsey, and this new sulphate free shampoo goes hard
i ran out of caffeine
caffeine is the only thing keeping me alive rn
as if to prove my point about crossovers, they're adding naruto to fortnite. pain
sorry for the last post. i am still incredibly tired though.
god hates me
I am so tired
dude I am so mad. they banned blazinter from siiva comments.
OOPS i mean i wanna be tracer (no mercy is the real name)
they need to update the i wanna be mercy song cuz they renamed the cowboy
screw it this is a sea of thieves rant now.it used to be so good! it was just a pirate game! there was 2 figureheads that were references (like if reference) to two of rare's other games, but it didn't clash with things and it was just a charming little thing. but then they added the pirate emporium with fun microtransactions, assimiliated every goddamn series microsoft could afford into the emporium, and added FOMO battle pass bullhockey.
Playing SOT in 2019:
"Hey, do you see that?"
"What is it?"
"dude, there's a pirate legend brig tailing us."
Playing SOT in 2021:
"Hey, do you see that?"
"What do you see? I can't see past my Black And White Cat from the Pirate Emporium."
"dude, there's a galleon featuring the entire Master Chief™ from the Halo© Franchise ship set tailing us."
"Don't worry about it, we can just go into the Pirates Of The Carribean™ Immersive Experience located at all outposts! It may cost us a few Plunder Pass™ levels, but at least we'll be safely able to sell our Captain Jack Sparrow's™ Cutlass."
some of my statuses:
"I don't know my way around, but if I follow every sound, a New Way Out is soon surrounding me!"
"Nana korobi ya oki-i-i! Ro-ma wa ichinichi ni shite narazu, baby!"
"There's a ghost in my home, but it's better than being alone."
"Please take me at my word, never meant to break into your house. I never realised just how bad it would be for my clout."
"I don't believe in dinosaurs, but I know ghosts are real."
"Can gupi turn the snare up one more level?"
me working on the site: zzzzzz
me thinking of new song lyrics to set my status to: cant think of anything to put here but you get what im saying
i blame the avengers. they were like "hey remember those heroes you like? we put 5 of them in a blender so now you'll like it 5 times as much" and people DID
its just like "hey remember that thing you like! this is that thing!!! so now you like our thing!!!!!!
they should stop doing crossovers. too many. i remember when if you wanted to see your favourite characters interact you either played smash bros, read fanfiction, or wrote some fanfic or your own. the fortnite effect and all this metaverse crap and just all of it is bad. don't like it. things can stand by themselves. i dont want pickle richard in my period piece about 1800s scotland.
remember when the suez canal was blocked that was fun
do you guys believe in the cryptid known as "barack obama"
im always either listening to super chill stuff or geccing out while cutting down the gameplay footage for the site with zero middle ground. like maybe im listening to browser history - graham kartna or maybe im listening to WE COULD GO ANYWHERE - 100 GECS but i promise you i would never be listening to anything inbetween
i am more confused than when i knew nothing
im watching ena still confused
what the hell is an ena
i have been informed they make menthol from peppermint
everyone be talking about peppermint vs spearmint but nobody acknowledges the old god MENTHOL
watched truman show again yesterday. great movie. love that movie.
website's views tank when im not constantly updating :( this says alot about our sciety
if i was president i would reverse the 2011 party rocking ban. i think it's time for the world to start healing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rbv2JWK8ww this kinda sounds like theyre saying barack barack and then the high pitched bits sound like obama
mfs be putting [content warning] on their stuff then refusing to elaborate. like yeah i would hope that this video essay has content!!!!
decided to rename the site. sorry. have finished recording for day 4, am currently taking the pictures to start working on the post.
the internet is like a million billion houses and shops and all sorts built on top of each other.
all starting at the very first page.
and sometimes you can go internet spelunking and find relics.
like on serebii.net (big pokemon fansite, hasnt been redesigned since 2004):
officially the irc chat shut down in 2017-18.
but serebii doesn't delete anything (barely), and the chat link was built into the site for a solid 15 years.
so a LOT of old pages still have links to the chat entryway (which is now defunct) and the chat entryway has a link to a backup entryway (which is still active)
it's like if you were walking around the city, and you trip through a door in a back alley
straight into a maintenance entrance to a MASSIVE mall
this place was bustling with life at one point, it was made to be filled with people!
and yet it's just been sitting here
i tried opening the backup recording to get pictures and like i knew it was bad but holy shit it turned off my monitor and made my music start blaring from my speakers and froze my mouse what the FUCK
i showed my site to my friends because i think it's now ready to actually be looked at. all of them said it was great and they loved it, but none of them actually went past the index page. i specifically said if they didn't like it then that's also cool, and they still just gave hollow platitudes. and for what? its similar to the "follow out of courtesy" kinda thing i've definitely noticed, where people follow back just because someone followed.
shoutouts to wally tho, if nobody got me i know wally's world from neocities.org got me.
shoutouts to the 1(? if im lucky) person who reads my site
man i need to get bigger storage space
got done with days 2 and 3 of pikmin, emulator decided to wig out and go windowed mode about halfway through day 3 and the frame dumper wasn't working so i'm gonna have to use the shitty OBS recording. yay.
just read about the deaths at astroworld. what the fuck.
gonna try dolphin's framedump feature as i haven't been able to get obs to work (will still be using obs as a backup to 100% make sure i have something. shoutouts again to lief btw for helping me with guestbooks, you should go check out their site if that's your kinda scene
decided to add times to blog posts. fascists and other scumfucks like bigots and such can still get fucked lmao. no particular reason for me saying that just wanted to. also i fixed the pictures
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I PUT THE PICTURES UP IN FULL QUALITY PNG FORM MY FREE STORAGE IS IN TATTERS AAAAAAAAA
got the first day of the pikmin playthrough up, sucks about OBS sucking but what can you do.
saw a couple unabashed fascist websites while browsing earlier, guess that's just how it is on the net but still fuck fascists lmao.
decided to make this site a pikmin fansite, which is "poggers". also decided to go back to working on my personal zone after working on other stuff for a couple days. big fan of web making. very fun.